i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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