Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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