i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
as a side note pls kill me
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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