i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My dick has a subreddit
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize