I molested 6 butterflies tonight
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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