i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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