seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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