Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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