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Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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