Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
how does that bad decision feel?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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