i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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