yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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