Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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