Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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