Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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