Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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