How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I want to fling myself into the sun
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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