I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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