break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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