my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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