i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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