it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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