Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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