I need help removing her.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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