Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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