big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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