if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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