Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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