her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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