Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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