The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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