yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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