At least make sure they are 18
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I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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