Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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