Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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