he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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