So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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