like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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