Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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