I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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