i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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