I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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