its not stalking. its research.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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