apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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