I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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