Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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