the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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