dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Found the puke drawer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize