you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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