More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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